Here Comes the Bride



I don't know about you, but I'm starting to get a little upset that not ONE person has a picture of Reese Witherspoon on her wedding day.  Today is Tuesday.  The wedding was Saturday.  Perez, you do the math.

To rub salt in my bleeding wound, there are details about Reese's wedding day attire, which means that SOMEONE must have a picture!  We know that she wore a pale pink Monique Lhuillier wedding gown, and she paired it with these satin Jimmy Choo platform sandals:

"Macy" - $645

I am dying to see this gown.  So Reese, if you or your people are reading this, pppleeeassseee with a cherry on top sell yourself to the media.  And until you do, I will be forced to stare at your $250,000 4-carat engagement ring: